Monday, 23 February 2015

A Man's Opinion

So I recently found this piece online...

It is clearly subjective. I don't know who wrote this but here goes. 

Enjoy



👑 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone messages
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so bad about that?



👠HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man needs to be 

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A plumber
10. A mechanic
11. A carpenter
12. A decorator
13. A sexologist
14. A stylist
15. A gynaecologist 
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator 
18. A psychiatrist 
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organiser 
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic 
25. Athletic 
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative 
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous 
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

Without FORGETTING to:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

And at the same time, you MUST also

50. Give her lots of attention
51. Give her lots of time, especially for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

But most of all, it is very IMPORTANT

53. To never forget - birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's and arrangements she makes
53. You must satisfy her in bed

Men are in trouble 😄😄😄😄 😳😳😳

All I'm going to say to this is..
Happy Wife Happy Life

Be Inspired
xoxo



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